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 $ curl -s http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live | grep -Eo '^<li>.*</li>' | sed s,\</\\?li\>,,g | shuf -n 1 | cowsay

June 7, 2017, 4:11 p.m.Jab2870

Explanation

Lets make a cow talk BS

Limitations

I don't think cowsay is installed by default on a mac although it can be installed with brew cowsay