curl -s http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live | grep -Eo '^<li>.*</li>' | sed s,\</\\?li\>,,g | shuf -n 1 | cowsay
June 7, 2017 — Jab2870
Lets make a cow talk BS
Requires the cowsay package and the shuf utility.
cowsay
shuf