Corporate random bullshit generator (cbsg) 

curl -s http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live | grep -Eo '^<li>.*</li>' | sed s,\</\\?li\>,,g | shuf -n 1 | cowsay

June 7, 2017 — Jab2870

Explanation

Lets make a cow talk BS

Limitations

Requires the cowsay package and the shuf utility.

text-generation fun
shuf grep sed curl