Corporate random bullshit generator (cbsg) 

curl -s http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live | grep -Eo '^<li>.*</li>' | sed s,\</\\?li\>,,g | shuf -n 1

September 4, 2014 — Genunix

Explanation

This one-liner will just use cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live and grab one random corporate bullshit. Good to use when deprecating command line tools in your corporation :-)

text-processing data-manipulation
shuf grep sed curl